Call of Duty

Call of Duty Purity Test

1.

Prestiged all the way in at least one classic title?

2.

Maxed out weapon levels in a single weekend grind?

3.

Unlocked an ultra mastery camo set (e.g., Atomic/Orion/Interstellar)?

4.

Completed all weapon camo challenges in one game cycle?

5.

No-lifed shipment/shoothouse just for camos?

6.

Dropped a tactical nuke/MGB in multiplayer?

7.

Received an in-game behavior penalty or chat restriction?

8.

Got shadowbanned/suspicion-flagged at least once?

9.

Reported someone and then queued with them later anyway?

10.

Used a meta build you swore you hated the day before?

11.

Held weird recoil settings or deadzones just for a TikTok trend?

12.

Copied a full pro loadout and still blamed TTK?

13.

Ran a hipfire build and ego-challenged long sightlines?

14.

Claimed controller/MNK advantage in Call of Duty every time you died?

15.

Blamed packet burst while downloading in the background?

16.

Played on hotel Wi‑Fi and called everyone else laggy?

17.

Fired first and still lost because you forgot to plate/heal?

18.

Whiffed a point-blank shotgun and blamed hitreg?

19.

Challenged a head-glitch without a single tactical nade?

20.

Ego-peeked a sniper in Call of Duty after your teammate got domed there?

21.

Missed an easy trade because you reloaded at the worst time?

22.

Shot the wrong enemy because of a flashy operator skin?

23.

Ran out of ammo because you refused to carry Scavenger/munitions?

24.

Bunny-hopped into a crossfire like it was a montage moment?

25.

Drop-shotted instinctively and still got smoked?

26.

Slide-canceled into a claymore in Call of Duty that you saw but ignored?

27.

Forgot to stun-check a room and got 200 IQ’d by a camper?

28.

Placed a trophy system and forgot to play around it?

29.

Missed a free stealth plant/defuse because you chased kills?

30.

Played the objective only when the match was already lost?

31.

Chased a finishing move and died mid-animation?

32.

Used an LMG to hold a power position for the entire game?

33.

Ran a shotgun on long open maps just to annoy people?

34.

Kitted a knife/sword build and top-fragged a lobby?

35.

Thermite-stuck a vehicle and yelled ‘Kobe!’ IRL?

36.

Cooked a frag too long and self-eliminated?

37.

Flashbanged yourself more than once in a single match?

38.

Threw a snapshot and still forgot to pre-aim the corner?

39.

Fumbled a UAV/Counter-UAV chain and wasted intel?

40.

Forgot to pop dead silence/field upgrade at match point?

41.

Baited your duo for info and called it a strat?

42.

Wiped a team then lost the round to time because you flexed?

43.

Uploaded a montage hiding the 90% of missed attempts?

44.

Claimed your KD doesn’t matter and then flexed it anyway?

45.

Lied about your SPM or damage to win an argument?

46.

Argued about skill gap vs. TTK every new title release?

47.

Swore off buying the new Call of Duty, then pre-ordered the deluxe anyway?

48.

Spent more than you want to admit on bundles/operators?

49.

Bought a crossover bundle you don’t even use now?

50.

Used obnoxious voice lines and laughed every time?

51.

Annoyed your lobby with loud operator intros or quips?

52.

Equipped an execution finisher solely to tilt enemies?

53.

Switched to a meta gun within one hour of patch notes?

54.

Held onto a dead gun out of stubborn loyalty for weeks?

55.

Felt your wrists after a long grind but queued anyway?

56.

Played every day for a full month to finish Call of Duty challenges?

57.

Missed work/class just to complete a camo grind?

58.

Skipped a social event on a double XP weekend?

59.

Played while sick and still forced ranked games?

60.

Snapped at a friend because they threw your SR?

61.

Lost a friendship over lobby arguments or ego?

62.

Joined a new Call of Duty clan and left within a week over drama?

63.

Got banned from a CoD-related Discord or community?

64.

Doctored or cropped screenshots to make yourself look better?

65.

Stream-sniped or targeted a streamer for content?

66.

Teamed with a known cheater ‘just this once’ for wins?

67.

Used scripts/macros/rapid-fire or similar tools?

68.

Shared or sold cheats, configs, or bypass info?

69.

Win-traded or manipulated outcomes in a competitive playlist?

70.

Boosted someone’s account, or got boosted yourself?

71.

Sold or bought an account/cosmetics off-platform?

72.

Bet on a Call of Duty League match or wagered on scrims/customs?

73.

Shouted ‘this game is trash’ and re-queued immediately?

74.

Muted your whole team and blamed ‘no comms’ anyway?

75.

Took a vehicle to rotate and gave your position away?

76.

Popped a UAV then forgot to check the minimap?

77.

Ignored the free rotate because you wanted more kills?

78.

Played edge and got pinched by two teams at once?

79.

Challenged a team with better ground and no utility?

80.

Gave up high ground for an ego-chow low ground fight?

81.

Split from squad for loot and got held crossing back?

82.

Fumbled a buy station because you panicked under fire?

83.

Downed two and threw because you tunneled the thirst?

84.

Self-rezzed into a finishing move like a horror scene?

85.

Picked up the wrong loadout and refused to admit it?

86.

Ran the wrong ammo type and figured it out mid-fight?

87.

Forgot to change plates after a swap and lost beam wars?

88.

Dropped a precision on yourself trying to clear a roof?

89.

Airstriked a building and pushed before the missiles hit?

90.

Clustered a team and forgot to cut off the exit?

91.

Thermite’d a downed player while their duo revived freely?

92.

Overstimmed and died to gas while ego-chasing a pick?

93.

Missed a free redeploy balloon/zip and died rotating?

94.

Argued Call of Duty GA rules in pubs like it was scrim night?

95.

Copied a CDL strat and forgot your lobby isn’t pro level?

96.

Watched patch notes and pretended they didn’t change your main?

97.

Tried a goofy off-meta and popped off once, then never again?

98.

Spent hours on reticle tuning for a placebo effect?

99.

Unlocked a blueprint that ruined your favorite iron sights?

100.

Heard the Call of Duty lobby music and got nostalgic enough to queue again?

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